Our former Female Ejaculation class was the 3rd workshop of its kind! All the women in this workshop series have been together through numerous workshops prior just to get to this point, and what a climatic journey it has been! During our weekly conference call, prior to the workshop, I requested the girls to bring a large towel, their Yoni Journal, their Jade Eggs and an open spirit. Everything else would be provided to them.
As we gathered for Sunday sister-fellowship (our 4th workshop of The Abundant Woman Series) I could feel everyone’s excitement. The anticipation would help our ejaculate fluid (“liquor vitae” in Italian) build up for sure! Sitting in our sacred sister circle I began this workshop like each one, with juicy introspective questions. I started asking the girls questions about their specific views and understanding of female ejaculation…and the crickets began chirping! Not a single response! So I decided to break the ice with some affirmations that reflected our goals and personal objectives as a reminder of why we were there. We busted our sage sticks out and began affirming, chanting, and smudging one another until our energy settled and we could indulge in intimate conversation.
Our eye opening discussion lead us to our first demonstration…me showing them step-by-step how to massage their prostate gland (better known as our g-spot) on my very own Yoni. My mirror was right in front of me and after showing them mine, we passed the mirror around and observed each other’s g-spot. Once we knew how to locate it and what it looked like we began the next exercise, measuring our pelvic muscle strength. This is an important step, as PC strength enables better squirting control! I got this juicy idea from Deborah Sundahl’s book, Female Ejaculation & The G-spot. It is to use a ripe banana and attempt to chop it in half using our PC strength only. So again, I demonstrated this and we all grabbed our fruits and began inserting them with Yoni inhales. We probably laughed the entire time since it seemed the bananas weren’t ripe enough!
Next came time to really get our fire pulsing. To bring their wild side out, I played jungle music as we did 2 minutes of Yoni-Fire-Breathing, which was enough to have us vibrating with rushes of orgasmic sensation. It was like an immediate transition into the realm of Kundalini energy! So it was the perfect time to channel this sexual energy into visualization and meditation.
We laid with our back on the floor and our legs open and our knees bent. We were charged to move this energy into manifestation. So I told them to fantasize of a magical place and to focus their exhale intently as it would represent the power of their squirt. We inhaled deeply (Yoni Breathing) and impregnated ourselves with as much divine light as possible, then we held our breath while squeezing our Yoni tightly, and then during the exhale we released our breath and relaxed our Yoni muscles while visualizing our feminine fountain pouring out! This practice was heavenly as our exhales became moans and we felt that we were controlling our squirt by controlling our exhale!
Then we were ready to birth our vital life fluids!
I had a batch of cucumbers ready to go as our g-spot instrument. We peeled them into the girth size that was most comfortable for us as I explained the beauty of using a cucumber as a tool of sensual sanitation. Using cucumbers for Yoni hygiene is an ancient practice. It will get you wet, turned on, and clean with it’s slightly acidic juices, as a leaves a fresh aroma behind.
First, we simply massaged our g-spot with our peeled cucumber just to warm her up some more. It is common for the prostate gland to actually have stored tension. This can be due to repressed sexual energy, negative views of sex, or if this spot is not massaged frequently. So we spent a good amount of time simply rubbing this spot with affectionate and compassionate energy. Next, we did some more Yoni Breathing while working the cucumber in rhythm with our breath. On the inhale we would insert the cucumber and squeeze, and on the exhale we would remove the cucumber. We practiced both fast and slow variations of this technique and we immediately saw some results spew out! We had to open our towels up some more just to catch the flying waterfall.
Closing our workshop seemed to happen too fast. We were having immense fun and sister bonding! We grabbed our Yoni Journals and began writing about our new perceptions of female ejaculation. We talked a little about our experience and how we felt with what happened and how excited we were to release any fears we revolving our activity. We closed by chanting OM and relaxing into our evening’s departure.